And this is how it all started!

Bubbles and I started the afternoon going crazy dealing with stupid computers, so we went for a walk to Battersea Park.
Because yes, Bubbles and I have recently moved to London. It's all cool fun and games, with one slight little problem: Bubbles, has a broken elbow, no job or home, and I have a job, but no home... oh and a job that necessitates grooming, which necessitates a home. Vicious circle if you ask me (BUCKET SHOWERS).
So yes there are a few bits and bobs to sort out, but all is good as we've devised a number of money making/apartment finding schemes, listed below:
- For money, Bubbles is considering selling herself. See, this doesn't actually qualify as prostitution if you only do this once or twice.
- We will be training rodents, mainly squirrels. Imagine, "*Sparkles*&°Bubbles°' Rambunctious Rodent Show"!
- Kill the swans because it's considered as treason to the Queen here in the UK. Going to prison means being fed and lodged AND not spending money. Also, it gives us more time to devise more brilliant plans. We could also be beheaded, which is a no-no.
- Bagging some of the Chelsea men that come around to my work: enamouring apartments are the new craze.
- Suing. Who are we suing? That's a very good question. If only we could have planned Bubbles' accident a bit better. We figure that suing Tanzanian road administration won't work.
- Buy a house.
So that is the product of our day. Also, you know what Bubbles didn't have? SURGERY! That's right boys and girls, Bubbles and Sparkles trekked out this morning, ready to spend the entiiire day in King's College Hospital, only to be told that the metal plate that they need to insert into her arm was, well, not there, "but it should be there by Wednesday"

I'll leave you here, but will be back shortly to keep you posted on "*Sparkles* and °Bubbles°: ADVERNTURES IN LONDON"

P.S. Season one, Adventures in Tanzania, will be summarized for those who missed it. The comic strip, drawn by °Bubbles° herself, will also be available shortly.

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